hey there neocities, i have summoned myself in a meaty fullnes to the internet. im excited to make myself an hmtl site like in the days of old. its such a weird ass feeling to me, like this is something my father did back years ago to promote his rap lol but now here i am, just making this for my own ammusement. its bizzare to me how some shit turns out,yk? anyhoo, other then my weirdness to start an hmtl site in 2025 lol, today was a fairly boring day. in world geo, mrs starr was quite unhappy with my little fuckerynessness and then mf ken carson got ink all over the weird lil stand the desks sit on and i got it on my hand and shit burned like fuckin hell. also in sci, i was doing a little internet browsing because i finished my slideshow early and found a bizzare little gem of an ad. i'll link it below this entry. very bizzare shit. anyhoo thats all for now internet landia. i shall depart to my realm of manlyness with a dog on my lap and a laptop at my side. toodles
watch at your own risk.god today was so fucking boring. i woke up at like 10 this morning and ate some leftover pasta from last night. after that it was straight to fucking work. chores until we left the house for the store at like noon. place was fucking packed with mf shopping for the superbowl tomorow (GO EAGLES) but it was shockingly easy to retrive our needed items. once we got home, dad got to cooking and i had to finish my chores. i finished at around 3 and me and the weenman left on a walk on the loop from our house all the way around. we got back at 4 and then we just really sat around until it was dinner. mum came home arond 7-ish and immediandtly started fucking being a bitch about how i didnt clean the bathroom good enough and that we need to help father with the fuckin dinner even though it's way over my head. annoying as fucking hell. plus on top of that, i got shown the most disturbing video ive ever seen on youtube. link below, as usual.
tonight was homecoming and i didnt get to go because of last weeks little incident and im fucking pissed. it looked hella fun. :(
anyhoo thats all from me for now. more updates to the site coming soon when i actualy have the time to learn how to fucking code html. see yall later.
HAPPY SUPERBOWL DAY GO EAGLES YAYAYAYAYAY
gotta love superbowl sunday. got up at around 10 as i tend to on weekends and got some really good potato cheese onion hash thing. no clue what it was but it was cold when i got up. anyhoo after that me and the weenman called up ye ol' Uncle Dude(if your reading this and dont know me irl, hes a very important person in the story here)
we called him up and he said we could slide over. when we got there, he had the superbowl on and the pizza out. no soda though, only beer and 3 year old V8. since we only care about the superbowl when there's nothing else to do, we booted up the switch and hopped on Fort. im missing like 600 vbucks, and im assuming porter spent them on something stupid. i really wanted the fuckin miku miku beam dude i hope i get 500 more vbucks before it leaves the shop.
other then fortnite, he also plugged the old pinball machine in, which was a fun ordeal. kim, uncle dudes landlord, pulled up and she started talkin shit about how we all sucked, so we challanged her to a 4 player winner-takes-all fight to the death battle, and she fucking annialted us dude. her final score was 3.6 million, with mine right behind in 3.3 million. Uncle Dude got 2.7 mil, and ween didnt even get to 1 mil (fuckin noob).
after that, we left for home. we got home around 5-ish, where fathery fellow was playing baldurs gate doing litterly the most boring side quests. i don't think he's ever gonna beat it. it took him until the day TOTK came out to beat BOTW. during that, me and weenman got bored and left for greener pastures. we eventully sat outside our neighrboors window and watched the last two quarters of the superbowl in the cold. like real men did back in the 1800's.
that's all for now. click back here tommorow for some more riviting commentary on avrage american highschool life. toodles.
sigh, i fucking hate monday. mum dragged me out of bed to the shower at 6:30, which does not line up with my recent squedule of bed at 2 AM. the shower water just wouldnt get hot and then on the car ride to our bus stop, she yelled at me the whole ride. lovely way to start the day.
she also dropped me off 45 minutes early so i was just wandering for a long ass time. bought a monster (mango loco, the only good flavor), a bag of Ruffles, and some reese's peanut butter cups. once the damn bus showed up after standing in the cold for nearly an hour, i was confronted with the fact that none of my freinds were riding today.i was a lonely man in a lonely land. just played simcity on my laptop the whole ride while trying not to look like a nerd.
at school, the usual shennanigns went down. found my freinds because we have 1st period together, hung out with them all class (we have PE first period so we just bumped some tunes and threw balls at each other), then the rest of my day went on as usual. boring and uneventful. art was 3rd period, which i used to look forward to thanks to me having a massive crush on the girl who sat next to me, but it came out eventully that she was just leading me on, so now i just scroll neocites in my little corner and do nothing. lunch was boring, couldnt find anyone i liked and wandered the outskirts of campus, then onward to math and online multimedia, my least favorite classes.
math is appearnt why i dont like, but you may be thinking 'online multimedia sounds pretty bitchin' which is what i thought when i signed up for it, but the damn teacher dude. oml, she is the absolute fucking worst. her teaching style not only is horrific, but she herself is beyond annyoing. i cant even begin to describe in words my distaste for this woman. god she is the worst. can't wait for tommorow; even days are my favotite.
thats all for today. join me tommorow for even more deeply insightful commentary on highschool life in the 2020's. chao.
side note:this weekend i might do an adam sandler movie marathon. stay tuned if your interested in that.
bought this last week. arrived today. pick one up if you like it. will show pictures when i get the gallery in order. tuesday is also mid. not as bad as monday but i digress. mum woke me up by accidently kicking me awake this morning at god knows what time but i sat there for what felt like eternity.
after a living a full lifetime in my head, my mum came and got me out of bed and into the shower, which, just like yesterday, would not for the love of jesus get hot. she drove me to bus stop with me falling asleep on the 10 minute drive. woke up to being screamed at and almost missing the bus.
my freinds were actually on the bus today but they were sleepy too. must've been the moon fuckin with everyone's sleep. we slept all bus ride, and when we got to school i had to force myself awake and off the bus.
had english 1st period, which is another horrific class. not because i dont like the class itself (as you can tell, i love writing), but because the teacher is an intolerable bitch. she is tied with my online multimedia teacher on the same level of annoying. other then that, even days are pretty uneventful (which is why i like them, lets me chill out and think.)
after english i had flex, which i skipped because i had no idea where mine was, and then science. did a weird simcity kinda project with maha, which was kinda fun. then lunch, where i couldnt find any of my freinds (i never can), but found texas man. me and him have world geo together, so we chill. hung with him for the rest of lunch. after that i had PE, and we had a test today on being able to set a bearing? idr, pretty sure i flunked. conversed with some seniors about jerkmate ranked.
after that i had world geo, but got cut short because my mum took me out early because me and ween had dentist appointments all the way in the next town over. she had carl's jr in the car for us tho, thank christ. turns out i have a cavity (icky). getting it filled the 30th of march i think.
thats all for now because im getting yelled all to get offline. god these people are intolerable. click back agian tommorow for another adventure into avrage high school life in the modern day. peace out
is this just a mid week dude? like cmon. think it's just febuary. worst month of the year.
father caught me on my laptop last night just adding buttons to my homepage, and thank god he isnt gonna punish me. but since he caught me, i slept on the couch because i didnt wanta go up there. woke up to mum starting a fire and then did my daily shower ritual.
had an orthodontist appointment this morning and was not looking forwarrd to it because i thought they were gonna install tonuge tamers on me (if you dont know what those are, consider yourself lucky), but no such thing. they just changed my powerchains out and changed where i put my rubber bands. sucks though because my ortho office is an hour out of town so i had to leave early and i still missed a fuckton of my first period.
art was pretty cool today; we made artist trading cards i think? whatever it was, i liked it a decent amount. lunch agian was boring and the pizza the school gives out has no nutrional value dude. fills me up not at all. need some more protien filled meals.
after that, god damn art and OMM. both mid, uneventful classes, but my math teacher was being an uber douche so that wasnt fun. took a lil 15 minute bathroom break to just chill.
but one event did happen. Gaige, my bestest skibidiest freind, gave me a chip that was his and his girlfriends son. his name was jamaldo. i broke him within 15 minutes of reciving him. so much for being a quality babysitter, but i did do it for free. what do you expect?
just scrolled neocities in OMM, thank god the teacher didnt bitch at me but she was being fairly nice today so whatever.
not a very eventful day, but im hoping to write some good stuff soon; either gonna do that adam sandler marathon or i might write about some of my misadventures on discord back in the day. click back tommorow for more lovely writing on highschool bullshit by yours truly. peace out chat.
hi chat, im back. happy valentines day yall. cant update hella because the html code thing for iphone is shit and my laptop is under lockdown so fuck me ig. not a lot to update on and it sucks to type on this so ill just leave it at that fir bow. toodles.
hiya chat. ive currently been locked up at a maxsec prison so the blog has been a little empty. apologies. this is possibly the worst weekend ever.
im back from helheim. sorry for lack of posts, as mentioned before im locked up, my technologic access as well. i'm making this post from a Mac at the school computer lab.
for the first time ever on this blog, you are getting an insight to my day during the day in question. im currently in OMM, listening to the devil lady drone on about how every other highschool news website is better then ours, and how we need to copy them instead of come up with stuff because we cant do anything "innapropriate" or shit that isnt completley washed by here clean beam or some shit like that.
in math today, i said i was gonna smoke some crack out of anger because the god damn math program we're forced into using was fuckin buggin out and not working so he deadass called the consuler on me and i got to waste the rest of the period yapping to him about random shennanigns. chill enough guy. after i told him the reasoning he said "yea i get you fuck it dude" and was jus chill after.
for the past week, ive been very grounded. in fact, im grounded until the end of april. why you ask? well i was only grounded until the end of march for skipping class but no now until the end of fuckin april because i went on a walk for 15 minutes and didnt tell anyone. if your as confused as i hope you are, then i have succeded here, and so have my parents.
since ive been grounded, not much to report back about, and school has been boring as shite. hoping maybe to start doing the blog in a whole new direction soon, or maybe a dream journal? ill put some of my contacts up somewhere up on the site and let you guys tell me what you want.
other then that, im really out of news for yall lads. click back soon for hopefully more blog posts. hiatus to be lifted soon hopefully. toodles
hi guys! major website revamp. i figured out how to center text so now it everything looks good. well, better at the least. had biscuits and gravy this morning from the local hippie store, which was nice. other than that, today was pretty much a blur. im in an excruiating amount of pain and suffering, and i have in school suspension tomorow for allegedly having 20 tardies (which is bullshit). im also suffering though math homework right now and i cant figure this shit out for the life of me. sigh. uneventful, sorry, but thats all for today. click back tommorow for an exciting talk about my school day where i will be locked up all day. toodles.
hiyahe hiyaho! welcome back to the blog. fucked around with the site today and made the 404 screen cool lookin. very nice. also YAYAYAYYAY i got my first follower! it was 00s but i think they follow anyone who follows them, so a hollow victory BUT A VICTORY NONETHELESS!!! rah.
woke up today to mummy making noise downstairs. no clue what she was doing but it woke me up. had a few minutes to lay there and wake up before she came and got me into le shower.
took the bus to school today and played clash all bus ride with the homies. got there in time for PE. i was terrified that the swimming unit was gonna start today (Swimming? In Febuary? I don't think so Mr. Fuckface.) but alas my prayers were awnsered. no swimming.
in art we just watched a documentary about some fashion shit i think? i dont remeber, i was playing clash royale the whole time. very boring hour of my life.
had detention today after being locked up yesterday, which sucked ass but it was wtv. not as bad as being locked up all day. played more clash.
math was also uneventful, as well as OMM. just another boring day. hope shit perks up soon, or ill have to start making other content for the site lol (im gonna make more regardless).
gonna make a reccomendations page for music, movies, shows, games, and whatever else i feel like putting. also the adam sandler marathon is still coming dw.
thats all for now. click back soon for hopefully better content. adios.
hiya guys! welcome back welcome back. happy march! hope its as nice and sunny for you as it is here in the pacific northwest!
i have been assigned an assingment where i have to make my own website, which should be a piece of cake, considering i already have one, but the teacher is making use google sites, which is a HORRIFIC engine rather then just coding it yourself. it looks sleek but soulless. dont like it.
my birthday is coming up!!!! 26 more days. very happy.
not much to report on. writing this while half paying attention to the assignment and texting my beautiful girlfriend who is currently out of state. i think i'll start work on the recc page on tuesday, but we'll see. toodles.
hi everyone! i really dont have a lot to put on here at the moment, im just compelled to add on here frequently. sorry for the boring. love y'all and click back soon for some hopefully good news. toodles.
hi everyone!! today was decent as well as days nowadays go. went to uncle dudes at like noon and stayed for a few hours. i got a filling not to long ago, and my mouth still hurts like hell. when we were down getting fillings (me and my brother both had cavities) the damn car broke down an hour from our house. the tow company took 3 hours to get use towed, so we sat in the parking lot of an abandonded strip mall waiting for the fuckers. piece of shit.
actually excited for tommorow. school is a nice break from being stuck here with these pychos i call my family lol.
hoping to have the girlfreind over soon. we havent been able to hang out since before new years. real shame.
still not a lot of news. started on the reccomened page today. hoping to have it up in a weeks time.
thats all for now. come back soon for the hopeful lanch of the rec page. bye yall
FRIED CHICKEN NIGHT. 17 DAYS TILL BIRTHDAY. ALL THE NEWS. COME BACK SOON AAAAAAAAA
jesus christ my allergies are so bad rn, i can barely breathe.
hello internet. today was a mid day, rain-apouring and wind-ablowin. my girlfriend made her own website today, which i will link to at the end of this, and she wants me to help her learn HTML. very cool. i also finnaly fucking figured out how to do the div element today, so now i have the site all boxed up and shit, along with finnaly gaining acecess into a webring which is super fucking cool.
i fucking hate how bad the air is. pollen is fr an opp. or maybe it's my crippling nicotine addiction. whatever it is, i dont like it.
ok so i watched my little brother play BG3 today and mf deadass ROMANCED THE EMPEROR. i didn't even know that was possible, like he just made a tentacle hentai in our livng room and im so concerned.
thats all for now. hopefully being in a webring boosts viewers. see y'all later.
she hasn't done anything with it yet, but check on it when it isn't just the basic template.
dude ok MAJOR ALERT the storm on the west coast rn is fuckin nuts. woke up to crazy hail, then light rain on the bus ride to school, but about halfway to school it began snowing. by the time i got there, the football field was compeltely covered with the stuff.
your prolly thinkin "oh snow in march ok whatevr" but no dude like less then an hour later it all fucking melted for the most part and it was off/on lightly raining and sunny clear skies. at the end of the school day, on the bus ride home, it started fuckin hailing MAD bro like shit CRACKED THE GODDAMN BUS WINDSHEILD. fucking insane.
ok other then that today was BORING. a girl i asked out at the begining of the year without knowing she was a lesbian forgave me today so that was cool.
sorry for the boring. tune in soon for cool shit. later.
hiya guys. welcome back to the world of utter bullshit. today i moved my axolotls to my room, which was hella stressful since the last time they were out of their tank, they were in the fridge because they got heat sick over the summer when i was Philly. have i ever mentioned i have axolotls? well i have 2, one pink and one green. Midori and The gooch. good lil dudes.
other then that i went to uncle dudes today and played Fort for a few hours. not a very busy day, but fun enough ig.
not much news, but school tommorow so hopefully something cool happens. other then that, tah tah bitches.
side note: if we can get to 2000 site views by noon on tuesday (PST) i might do smth. if you wanta give me suggestions lmk with an email or hit me up in the chatbox on the homepage.
what is happening guys. today was yet another boring day. school was canceled on friday cuz of the storm which is fucked up because the way the schedule works at my school, its based on odd and even days, so we missed an odd day on friday and now this friday we have an odd day which is tottaly fucked. i hate odd days, i have both math and OMM on odd days and if you dont know, those are both my MOST FUCKING HATED CLASSES. sigh. enough bitching about the schedule then.
today i had english first and i was hella late because the bell wasnt working and i wasnt looking at my phone. got there, did the thing, then went to advisory (which was very unmemorable) then to science. this bitch who sits next to me annoys the ever living fuck out of me because i think she likes the guy who sits in front of me so she just fucks with him all class and then tries to copy off my paper (because im the smartest person at that table). its bullshit so i tried to take a nap.
rest of the day was unmemorable. very shitty.
ok got no other news. hope my views go back up, i was getting a shitton on friday/saturday but now they've tanked. very sad.
toodles.
heya! today was yet ANOTHER boring day!!! isn't it lovely in the pacific northwest to do anything cool?
anyhoo, 2000 VIEWS TODAY WOOOOOOO im so happy my dumb lil project is getting somewhere. im gonna do a thing. what that thing is, im unawares as of now. tune in soon for something.
toodles.
side note:girlfreind did a thing with her site today!!! check it out!
ok NEWS me and lyon_debug are thinkin of doin a thing, so that could be cool. stay tuned.
ok other then that my day kinda sucked i felt like shit all day and it kinda sucked ass but after i got home my mum and i cooked up some munch and watched seinfeld and CGPgrey for a bit and then i did my homework. not looking forward to having math two days in a row. meh.
all for now. come back soon for smth cool!
if you dont know about my man lyon, check out his site! kinda bare bones rn but its pretty dope for what it is!
hiya chat! im scared i have a math test tommorow aaaaaaaa im scared. i dont really have any news (yet agian) and i have to study so i should get on that. tune in soon for smth.
side note: copied the site onto nekoweb today! i would say go check it out, but its litterly the site you already know, just on nekoweb lol
happy friday guys! update on the math test: i got a zero! (fuckin hell i hate my math teacher)
today was such just a shit day. in PE, i got my shit handed to me in a badmiton tournament, in art we did countour drawings (which was kinda fun),my girl had detention so i just sat int the fucking library elevtor all lunch alone, and then math which i failed, then OMM, i got kicked off my good mac in there where neocities works, so i jsut tried to sleep the whole period but she made us have human interaction which i didnt like lol.
overall kinda shit week, i hope birthday week is good because birthday is 6 days YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
ok all the news TOODLES POOKS come back soon